Rule No.148 - The three sentences that will get you through life: Number one, "Cover for me." Number two, "Oh, good idea, boss." Number three, "It was like that when I got here."

Classic advice from the one and only Homer Simpson. Also, not the worst advice either, in a funny kind of way. I can honestly say that I have used the 'cover for me' line many many times. It has helped me out of quite a few tricky situations. What you need to do is to make sure that you always have a cover person. You might need a couple peeps though, one for work, one for when you out and a family member, preferably.

The 'good idea boss' one I'm not so big on. But then again, I've never been big on authority. So don't listen to me on that. If you want to get promoted and stay in the good books, use this, I guess.

Number three I can relate to more now that ever. Working with three and four year olds, this is the line you can guarantee you will hear at least a dozen times. Haha. And sometimes it almost works. It's all about your facial expression when you say it. You need to have big eyes. The bigger you make them, the less guilty you look. Keep the shocked pose as long as you can, and as soon as there is a diversion, make a run for it.

Thanks Homer. :)

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