Rule No. 30 – Never practice two vices at once

Vice – immoral or evil behaviour

Vice – a tool with two metal blocks that can be moved together by turning the screw. The vice is used to hold an object firmly while work is done on it.

According to Butt-Nutt, this rule is rubbish. He believes you cant have two vices at once. He was arguing with three girls, and lost badly, but this is his input regardless. Wait, he has something else. He says he has actually managed to use two vices at once before, placing timber in the one and a screwdriver in the other. (He is busy explaining this technique to me at the moment but I lost him at timber) …blah blah blah

Lovely Lamb says this, it might be immoral but fun none the less and should be tried at least once in your lifetime. It’ll make you laugh so hard, you stomp your own feet on the ground.

So, I guess what we saying here is that generally one shouldn’t really do this, but I think based on the fact that we have just had the best night in a long time with so much laughing we had to stop looking at each other, we think this is a silly rule.

Ps, Butt-Nutt can stay J

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