Rule No.7 - If you're alone in the kitchen and you drop the lamb, you can always just pick it up. Who's going to know?

As long as it's in 5 seconds from hitting the floor. This quote is from Julia Child, what a gem. You can get away with so much when no-one is watching. You can walk around the house naked, pick your nose, burp as loud as you can, wear pj's all day, watch days of our lives and scratch your bum, if you want to.

For as long as I can remember I have had a roommate, from sharing with my big sister, to then having to share with my little sister when she arrived 7 years later without warning, my favorite mistake. Then roomies at Tech, then boyfriends, then friends and lastly my brother.

So now I have the house to myself, which also means that now when I get home, I also only have myself to talk to, and the TV of course. It's a huge adjustment, lots of pro's and a couple con's. No one to blame the dishes on anymore, or to talk about the day to, or take the daddy long legs out the house without killing it while I scream from the top of the chair. But now I can get home and have popcorn for dinner, or know that there is still milk in the fridge and get to choose which channel I want to watch.

Spending time with just you is scary but I'm really starting to love it. Conversations with myself do make me feel a little crazy but they also helping me to get to know me and understand what I want.

Next time you drop some food on the floor, or trip over your shoes that you left at the door, stop and have a giggle. It's your own little secret and no one has to know.

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Rule No.33 - Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day

Okay, rules are back and what a classic one! This quote is by Harry S Truman. He was the 33 rd president of America, historians call him “a controversial president”, the band Chicago wrote a song just for him and he has a commemorative holiday in his name on the 8 th May in Missouri. This is brilliant advise, not in the literal sense, well, that too, but if you having a seriously bad day, don’t make things worse by deliberately doing something that will bite you in the bum later. I did this the other day, so I am talking out of experience here. I went into a situation and then on the way out, after realising it was a bad situation, I kicked a fresh turd cause I was so mad. (again, not literally, although, that might have been a better idea in hindsight) My advise in this circumstance is to stay indoors that day until you have calmed yourself down. I’ll leave you with another quote from Truman : A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who ...

Rule No.59 - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

"Bull", meaning nonsense, dates from the 17th century, while the term "bull*&$*" has been used as early as 1915 in American slang , and came into popular usage only during World War II . The word "bull" itself may have derived from the Old French boul meaning "fraud, deceit" (Oxford English Dictionary). The term "horse*&$*" is a near synonym. Worthy of note is the South African English equivalent "bull dust". Few corresponding terms exist in other languages, with the significant exception of German Bockmist , literally "billy-goat *&%*". Funny, Suze Original and I were talking about this the other day. She went for an interview and we were laughing cause we both do the same thing. They ask you a simple question that could be answered in a line or two but we both start elaborating so much trying to make a good impression that what started as "My favorite hobby is... right to.. and that's why I...

Rule No.68 - You don't save a pitcher for tomorrow. Tomorrow it may rain.

One must please forgive me lack of knowledge when it comes to baseball. At first glance I understood this rule as a pitcher full of wine or Pimm's. You can see my confusion. First of all, why on earth would you leave it till the next day, and then even if it was raining, whats to stop you from having some. Sigh. Anyway, after seeing who the quote was written by I was incredibly embarrassed to find out it was about a pitcher in a baseball team. How silly of me. I did think it insane that someone would ever tell you to save a pitcher of Pimm's for the next day. I think this rule also applies to the whole don't save your best china for special occasions, every day should be celebrated. What's the point of having them if you going to keep them in the cupboard until the fancy people come, what about your run of mill, everyday peeps. They should be even more special. So don't save that wine, the pitcher or the china for another day. If you have it, use it.

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