Who knew you could spend over an hour in a supermarket and walk out with just one packet?
I didn't, until two days ago that is. With what i thought was a little gap in the rain, I headed off to the shop down the road. The gap was just there to tease as it rained all the way from the time i left the gate till much later that evening. My experience began with having to choose a trolley or a basket. Easy decision at home, I know. Oh wait, there are no baskets. There is a strange looking trolley thing that has a basket the height of me attached to a handle, with four wheels, the two in the front smaller than the back replacing the common spotted normal basket.
So I start pushing the trolley/basket, as one does right? Half an hour in to my epic experience, I see a fellow shopper, but something looks different. Turns out, you PULL the deep basket, not push it. That's embarrassing.
So, very nonchalantly I pretended I was stepping away from my cart to look at something, then as though I had been doing it all along, pulled my cart after me. Made so much sense afterwards as my feet didn't keep kicking the silly thing.
After tempting to pronounce every single item in the enormous store and staying at least 45 mins longer than I should have, I realized that something as simple and stupid as going to shop can actually be kinda fun. Next time look through a tourists eyes. It's pretty funny.
I didn't, until two days ago that is. With what i thought was a little gap in the rain, I headed off to the shop down the road. The gap was just there to tease as it rained all the way from the time i left the gate till much later that evening. My experience began with having to choose a trolley or a basket. Easy decision at home, I know. Oh wait, there are no baskets. There is a strange looking trolley thing that has a basket the height of me attached to a handle, with four wheels, the two in the front smaller than the back replacing the common spotted normal basket.
So I start pushing the trolley/basket, as one does right? Half an hour in to my epic experience, I see a fellow shopper, but something looks different. Turns out, you PULL the deep basket, not push it. That's embarrassing.
So, very nonchalantly I pretended I was stepping away from my cart to look at something, then as though I had been doing it all along, pulled my cart after me. Made so much sense afterwards as my feet didn't keep kicking the silly thing.
A couple very interesting things, funny looking meats, strange fruits and vegetables, hams, millions of different cheeses (noms) delicious treats, all kinds of seafood, odd sausages and a very confusing aisle of wine. I mean, all i wanted was a bottle of Merlot. Oh, and I think they breed giant chickens out here, the eggs are insanely large and as for the chicken breasts, it looks like the chicken was previously a weight lifter before landing up in a little polystyrene pack.
After tempting to pronounce every single item in the enormous store and staying at least 45 mins longer than I should have, I realized that something as simple and stupid as going to shop can actually be kinda fun. Next time look through a tourists eyes. It's pretty funny.
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